I is for illness

Here's what I reckon... I spoke to soon when I told my buddy on saturday that I successfully dodged freshers flu. Truth is the bugger was probably hiding under my bed all this time (I think this girl I met left it here) and it fucked me up!

I got up monday morning to go and be sick amonst other things, and the next thing I knew I was twitching against the wall, loosing my vision and sweating like a polar bear in the Sahara. Anyways soon after aload of people turn up, post trip to Mcdonalds, claiming to be medically trained and do some shit with small machines and pens, then proceed to tell me that I was ill because I'm too fit and healthy and they hadn't been ill in years as of a steady diet of cigarettes and being overweight.

Well problems solved then ay

Im feeling alright now though, about 92%, so that's good enough for me to get my life sorted out. Haven't actually left my flat in 5 days which is ridiculous.

Like a pig just stewing in my own feaces.

Disclaimer: I don't actually live in shit

But seriously pig's have it made, they run around naked all day, lying in their/eachother's poo without a care in the world. And if im honest i've never seen one have a bath. Then at the end of their lives that are made into M&S percy pigs bringing love and happiness to children nationwide

Big up the Pigs

Also this is fun... Click on the Pic 

It's been a while

So I haven't posted a thing in ageesss. Purely because I've just migrated to Birmingham, to start University which is fucking sweet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYx7YG0RsFY&ob=av2e - although it's not quite like that.

I've settled in well and am getting my head down with training purposes, along with a hell of alot of sleeping, watching funny shit on the internet etc... But a ridiculous lack of work. I would try and defend myself saying i've been to busy with work, but I just have'nt

So I thought I'd fill in the vast timely gaps in my day with this babel again.

this is because although I think I train hard, I actually know I don't do enough work. But I guess I can take advantage of using blogspot to organise my course journal and the likewise and such and this and that and and and and and and...... 

Heres some pictures of stuff

Reading's overrated

UV rave's aren't

 The boys came to stay... 

 It was megalolz

Then I just took pictures of shit..

Of Mondays, And Tuesdays, and the bits inbetween.

Life was bleak for abit, and then I got motivated to start a bit of work. However, this was not the work of the Anthropological text book sort...

Nay.

This was the work of 'Brandalising' (defacing) a poster of Zac Efron that had found its way onto our Kitchen wall.

I picked up some inspiration from the film by BANKSY 'Exit through the gift shop' Which was recommended to me by a good friend who visited on the random http://ptsoom.blogspot.com/. I depicted schmeffron as someone else basically

Anywayzzz, it was infact the first sort of (counter) productive thing id done for a week or so, which reminds me  to DO SOME FUCKING WORK

Read about the intriguing 'Exit through the gift shop' HERE 

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Bored.com?

If so, indulge your boring lives in these blog like sites. Warning doing so may result in hours of exciting fulfillment - Naaaatt!

Well, maybe? but seriously if you are extremely bored, at work or at school, have a ganders at these few pages to mix things up a little. The first two where shown to me to my buddy Paul who obviously fills spare time at his job with them. The first is called 'My life is average' and if your life is average, I suggest you either contribute to this site, or read through some of these sad, sad peoples' days to make you feel better about yourself Haa. An example of the shenanigans some people get upto include such things as - "I think someone just stole my recycling bin. MLIA"

http://mylifeisaverage.com/

This next one is cool if you like seeing what celebrities and moderately famous people get upto, as well as bringing you all the up to date hot off the press pictures of moderately Hot famous people in Bikini's. 

Nuff said

http://www.wwtdd.com/

Lastly this ones for all you baddamen. TrueLad.com was recommended by my friend Matt and is jokes. If you want your daily dose of pure patriachal banter then this is the place for you... Browse through the funniest stories people tell about Lads who are basically - beer chugging, banter loving, footie watching, womanising men. Check out DonLad for the best ones e.g 


"Sat on train to Birmingham approaching Wigan and train driver shouts 'THIS IS WIGAN!' in the style of 'This is Sparta' on the microphone! Train banter LAD"


see more at 
http://www.truelad.com/index.php

More Megan? Nahhhh

Yepp, She got hitched to Brian Austin Green , (bet-you-wish-your-girlfriend-was-hot-like-mineLAD)

Also, she got dropped from the Transformers trilogy, but its ok. Why you ask is it ok? Because of her replacement, thats why

Awsomeness

Transformers 3 isn't the only third installment film I look forward to though for the future though, the third Batman film is set to come out in 2011/12 as well as Iron man 3. The next Batman is supposedly going to include the joker, im tipping Joseph Gordon-Levitt for the part, who actually freakishly looks like the legendary Heath ledger, or atleast Heath ledger in '10 things I hate about you' (the only managable chic flic ive been able to watch) which weirdly Gordon-levitt was in too.

 

Still, in the meantime, ill enjoy watching this which is sick, well done DJ Mike Relm you baddaman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv5dB7Nxroc

Cool shit to look out for...

Sometimes the news is boring. However it's kinda important since it shit that goes goes in the world. Subsequently, for you guys that turn away from the news when a man in a suit tells it in a monotonous tone, heres a cool link to Phillip Defranco's own version of the latest news, which is nicely quirky as well as geeky, yet still cool... enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil

So this advert just walked onto my t.v screen like it had some sort of advertising rights.. Basically it was bigging up this new show called 'The hard times of RJ Berger'. Concept looks quite cool and seems like it will be pretty funny, similar storyline to the one of the brilliant Kick Ass movie - Geeky teenage guy, hot girl, super power (sort of super power in RJ Berger) etc. Check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i84xUv2RzD0

Lastly, Megan Fox is lush, she's married, but she's still the hopes and dreams of many a guy in the world. If you ask me, she's a'ight. Eminems new video though does glorify Mrs. Fox in all her glorious glory - looking hot and meanwhile being mentally dysfunctional within relationship = twice as hot, since it's always ambiguous you know, like your Facebook status can be 'in a complicated relationship' WITH MEGAN FOX.
Anywayz, Dominic Monaghan is one lucky hobbit, check him out snogging the face off this babe, and plus the songs' good too.

                             

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Anyway, witness the fitnessssss. CLICK

          

My week or so in a post

St. Ives 

Since I haven't posted at all really, I'm fitting it all in a couple.. This past week or so I went to Cornwall to see my brother and chill out. He lives in this awesome house just outside St. Ives which is a beautiful place, lush streets, restaurants and people - so many sun drenched beach pin up girls, good times. After getting there on my nice 5 and a bit hour trip, we went out into St. Ives with a couple of my brothers buddies which was quite funny, they were fairly merry when I got there and after the first bar had closed at 1am we ended up in the only club there which happened to be hosting a Drum and Bass rave which was hilarious. Next day we looked for some surf though there was none so just went swimming on Porthminster beach instead which was cooold! I got to relax and do things in my own time while my bro worked (landscaping and gardening), and got some really good training in over the rolling coastline hills, the only time I got to run on the flat was on the beach which was tough in itself. 

Camden 

I got back home to Milton Keynes late Friday night and hit up a good training session the next morning. Thereafter I went down to London with my good friend Sam who just celebrated his 18th birthday the previous Thursday. We got there and went straight to Camden for dinner (I recommend the £4 Chinese to absolutely anyone), then went to his sisters house where we got ready for a big night out in Leicester sq. Big up the Urden drama girls, big fun! Next day we rolled out of bed to yet again end up in Camden for some more food etc. this time the £2 pound Pizza sorted me right out. Was an awesome Week and will be hitting up London again this Friday for the Athletics grand prix. Thanks to the guys who made it legendary, big love x

Since the operation

Ive been back running since like January actually, Doctors said my Body healed alot quicker then expected and I actually ended up racing by March time. Here's some tasty pictures of the nice little bones that pained me for far too long

Since then trainings been going alright, ran a few quick times (by my own standard at least). Summer track season is literally over by now and only have a couple more races then look forward to the winter when the cross country season starts where proper running happens!

http://www.thepowerof10.info/athletes/profile.aspx?athleteid=35915

Its been a while

My blog virginity has pretty much grown over by now, clearing the cobwebs out is a must.

They got theirs

My gammy achilles

After a frustrating 2009, not running at all after April, when I got home after a decent two weeks warm weather training in Italy, the actual bad injury time has come, at the ridiculous age of 17. Over the summer I also took it upon myself to loose abit of weight and essentially muscle mass, as to be more effecient while I run etc. blahh.. However, without being able to exercise at all - aside from crutching it about and hoping round the house - I had to do it the conventional way, and just eat less. Truth is fatties It works

How do I know this? since I got down to 8 st 10lbs at Xmas, after weighing around 10 and a half stone in April.

Inflammed.com

So my foot is majorly F'd = Surgery on the 23rd of October (a partial calcaneal ostectomy), after putting up with retrocalcaneal bursitis for months.. (who names these things?) which is kinda the best thing really since sitting around is mind bumming after a while.  Appaz this shit takes like 4-6 months to fully heal... But I only went and did it in 8 weeks

These where previously inside me

By March I had been building up a fitness base again - Verryyyy sl-o-o-o-o-w-l-y, and ended up doing the UK Inter counties whereby I came 100th - wheyyy. I was running again though, and ill try to halve my position come next year