Here's what I reckon... I spoke to soon when I told my buddy on saturday that I successfully dodged freshers flu. Truth is the bugger was probably hiding under my bed all this time (I think this girl I met left it here) and it fucked me up!
I got up monday morning to go and be sick amonst other things, and the next thing I knew I was twitching against the wall, loosing my vision and sweating like a polar bear in the Sahara. Anyways soon after aload of people turn up, post trip to Mcdonalds, claiming to be medically trained and do some shit with small machines and pens, then proceed to tell me that I was ill because I'm too fit and healthy and they hadn't been ill in years as of a steady diet of cigarettes and being overweight.
Well problems solved then ay
Im feeling alright now though, about 92%, so that's good enough for me to get my life sorted out. Haven't actually left my flat in 5 days which is ridiculous.
Like a pig just stewing in my own feaces.
Disclaimer: I don't actually live in shit
But seriously pig's have it made, they run around naked all day, lying in their/eachother's poo without a care in the world. And if im honest i've never seen one have a bath. Then at the end of their lives that are made into M&S percy pigs bringing love and happiness to children nationwide
Big up the Pigs
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Also this is fun... Click on the Pic
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